Dear John
Favorite team just got skunked?
Time to flush that loser, cheating girlfriend?
Maybe you just want to let your friends know what you really think . . .
What can you possibly say about this one - Yes, it's Dear John!
The dependable flushing toilet with 101 uses . . . Bosses, girlfriends
parents, teachers - Sometimes you just have to send 'em down the drain!
We all know about the best hand in poker . . . It's a Royal Flush . . .
And that's what Dear John is all about! Just tap the lid and let her rip -
Make sure you've got some extra toilet paper for this one . . .
Hit it several times - Now with multi-flush capability!
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clips from that favorite room you love to hate - The Bathroom!
So close the door and put the lid down when you're done . . .
And spray some of that stuff - It stinks in there!
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